NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM EVER AGAI
at first I was like WHOAAA and then I was like AAAUGH
WOW FUCK YOU
THANK YOU WORLD. THERE IS CHOCOLATE MILK ON MY LAPTOP NOW.
(Source: faguccino)
Via 99 red balloons
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever.
– Nicholas Sparks (via estincelle)(Source: quote-compendium)
Via quench your thirst for wordsA graduate nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.
A graduate nurse wears so many pins on their name
badge you can’t read it.
An experienced nurse doesn’t wear a name badge for liability reasons.
A graduate nurse charts too much.
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(Source: allnurses.com)
1. They can be the best cure for hangover and the most adorable first-aid provider in town.
Are you going to date a nurse? Well, I’m gonna throw all my worries and stresses away if I were you. No need to fret hangover because an expert…
(Source: swaggervin)






